money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
waking up is the hardest part of the day, and you said that yourself. that one morning you made waking up so easy, but getting out of bed was the hardest thing ever. that morning was perfect. why are things so complicated now.
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD